⚠ YOU ARE CURRENTLY PAYING FOR SHIPPING AND GETTING NOTHING | THERE IS A BETTER WAY | SCROLL DOWN
A PRIVADA CIGAR CLUB PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
STOP
PAYING
FOR AIR
URGENT
Here's the deal: add this cigar to your order for $8.00.
Your shipping drops to $0 — and the cigar is yours to keep.
Your shipping drops to $0 — and the cigar is yours to keep.
Right now you pay $5.95 for shipping and get nothing extra for it. Add the Free Shipping Cigar instead and you get a real hand-picked cigar plus free shipping on your whole order. You come out ahead every time.
WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW
$5.95
paid for shipping
you get: nothing. your order arrives.
that's it.
you get: nothing. your order arrives.
that's it.
VS
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING
$8
for a real cigar added to your order
you get: the cigar. shipping drops to $0.
your order still arrives.
you get: the cigar. shipping drops to $0.
your order still arrives.
THE MATH. PLEASE READ THIS.
Option A: pay $5.95 shipping, get nothing extra
$5.95 · 0 cigars
Option B: pay $8.00 for a physical cigar, shipping goes to $0
$8.00 · +1 cigar
END RESULT
+1 CIGAR · $0 SHIPPING
ADD THIS. RIGHT NOW. DO IT.
Free Shipping Cigar (Never Pay Shipping Again)
PICK SUBSCRIBE OR ONE-TIME BELOW · BOTH MAKE YOUR SHIPPING $0
★ PAY $8 FOR A REAL CIGAR GET FREE SHIPPING ★ VS. PAYING FOR SHIPPING AND GETTING NOTHING ★ THE MATH IS RIGHT THERE ★ IT'S LITERALLY JUST MATH ★ WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS TICKER ★
VERIFIED REVIEWS
* these are real customer sentiments. the titles are ours. same energy.
★★★★★
I FELT LIKE I WAS GETTING AWAY WITH SOMETHING
"I wasn't. It's just math. But I still feel like I'm getting away with something every single month."
★★★★★
MY ACCOUNTANT APPROVED THIS PURCHASE
"She said nothing for a full minute. Then she subscribed herself. First time she's agreed with any financial decision I've made in 11 years."
★★★★★
I EXPLAINED THIS DEAL TO 11 PEOPLE
"9 subscribed. The other 2 said they'd 'think about it.' I no longer speak to the other 2."
★★★★★
MY FEDEX GUY LOOKED PERSONALLY OFFENDED
"He knows I'm not paying for shipping. I don't know how he knows. He just knows. I smiled. There was a bonus cigar in the box."
★★★★★
I REFRESHED MY CART THREE TIMES JUST TO WATCH SHIPPING HIT ZERO
"Each time was as satisfying as the last. My wife asked what I was doing. I showed her. She said 'do it every month.' We did."
★★★★★
DEFINITELY NOT WRITTEN BY THE FOUNDER
"This is the greatest innovation in cigar commerce since the band. I would know. I don't work here. I'm just a normal customer who definitely has a different last name."
170 total reviews· 0 reviews titled "I regret saving money"
HOW THIS WORKS (IT IS EMBARRASSINGLY SIMPLE)
01
Add whatever you want to your cart. A club. A bundle. Cigars. Doesn't matter.
02
Add the Free Shipping Cigar for $8. Subscribe to lock it in every month.
03
Watch shipping drop to $0. Not a glitch. Do not refresh. (Or do. It's satisfying.)
04
Your order arrives. Plus a real hand-picked cigar instead of paying for shipping and getting nothing.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
PAY FOR SHIPPING AND GET NOTHING.
OR PAY $8 FOR A CIGAR
AND THE BOX SHIPS FREE.
OR PAY $8 FOR A CIGAR
AND THE BOX SHIPS FREE.
OPTION A (BAD)
$5.95
shipping fee
you get nothing extra.
your order just arrives.
your order just arrives.
→
OPTION B (OBVIOUS)
$8
a real physical cigar
shipping: $0.
your order still arrives.
your order still arrives.
Ships same day · The cigar is real · The free shipping is real
The only thing not real is paying for a label that says "SHIPPING" and getting nothing back.
The only thing not real is paying for a label that says "SHIPPING" and getting nothing back.