Scrooge Cigar Bundles
All variations ship in sealed bundles of 20 cigars
Well, look who we have here, Mr. Bargain-Basement-Expectations! You want Privada quality from top-notch manufacturers at discount-bin prices? Oh, the audacity! Let me take a wild guess – you’re the second cousin twice-removed of an actual paying Privada Cigar Club member, aren’t you? Did you really just dive into the family gene pool, pop out, and decide to embarrass your lineage this way?
I mean, come on! Do you even comprehend the Herculean effort that goes into crafting these magnificent stogies? It’s a 3-year odyssey, traversed by hundreds of skilled hands, to take these masterpieces from seed to smoke. And here you are, trying to pull a Houdini, magically making all their hard-earned greenbacks vanish.
Well, Mr. Penny-Pinching, let’s roll out the red carpet for you. Let’s showcase just how special our manufacturing relationships are. And just because we’re all about making dreams come true, and also because we desperately need to clear out some space for new stock, here’s a deal so sweet even old Ebenezer Scrooge would drop his miserly ways and give a nod of approval. Voila!